I tell you what. We’re gonna get four bottles and I’m gonna tip you like I ordered five. You know what I mean? You do, don’t you? You cheeky little bastard. Cheers.

Will: This is exactly why I became a reporter. It's like--it's like, the best movie ever made!
Francie: "His Girl Friday"?
Will: Yeah! What's a better movie than that?
Francie:... more

Will: She's pregnant and apparently it's a condition some women get before they…
Sydney: Eating newspaper's a condition?
Will: Yeah, yeah. This is what I write about. This is how I make a living.... more

Will (to Sydney): I'm asking because I care. I just think it's weird for something else like this to happen to you. I mean, first it's Danny, now it's this.
Francie: Leave her alone, or I will kick... more

[discussing Will's hickey]
Will: It's very embarrassing.
Sydney: What, the fact that I saw it or just that it's there at all?
Will: Look at it. I feel like I'm 15 years old.
Sydney: That's... more

Will: My sister set me up on a blind date.
Sydney: Was it good?
Will: For the date, it was. Yes.
Sydney: You didn't like her?
Will: I didn't mind her so much. I don't like my sister anymore.... more

Will: Her favourite movie of all time. You ready for this? Pretty Woman.
Sydney: So? I'm sure that's a lot of people's favourite movie.
Will: Yeah, that's probably true. Congratulations. But of all... more

Jenny: That was Sydney, right? You're different when you talk to Sydney.
Will: Don't analyze me.

Eloise Kurtz: Just leave me alone! I don't know anything!
Will: See, it's people who say that that always know much more than they think they do.

Will: I have a contact who tracked your credit card from another one of your flights out of L.A.X. From that, they got your social security number. I did a trace on it. See, here's what doesn't make... more