Sydney: I don't know how I'm gonna do this.

Vaughn: You know, it's not too late. We can always have Weiss dress up as Irina. I'm sure he'd make a great housewife.

Marshall: Syd, this guy buried you alive.
Sydney: Yeah, but he cheated, he hit me with a car first!

Vaughn: I came by to see how you are.
Sydney: Are you kidding me?
Vaughn: No, I just wanted to make sure that you're...
Sydney: You didn't come here to see how I am. You came to see how you... more

Jack: How was the first briefing with Lauren?

Sydney: [sarcastically] Wonderful.

Jack: I'm not asking because I'm a fan of inter-office gossip. Tell me how it went.

I want to be on the beach...

NSC Director Robert Lindsey: If you're finished, this is the men's room.
Sydney: Who let you in?

Season 3, Episode 2

Sydney: [while following Francie's boyfriend, Francie starts the car immediately after he leaves his house] No, wait until he's a block away.
Francie: Look at you getting all into it!
Sydney:... more

Suit and Glasses: (holding dentist’s pliers in his hand ready to torture Sydney) Okay, let’s try this one more time… who do you work for?
Sydney: I just wanted to say… start with the teeth... more

Vaughn: Give them the correct number, Sydney! And that's an order.
Sydney: An order? We need to have a long talk when I get back to Los Angeles.

Sydney Bristow: The irony is they never lied to me about what would happen if I told someone. It was the one thing they said that turned out to be true. Now I'm a double agent for the C.I.A. and I... more