I tell you what. We’re gonna get four bottles and I’m gonna tip you like I ordered five. You know what I mean? You do, don’t you? You cheeky little bastard. Cheers.

Marshall: Okay, um, this place you're going to is swank. I mean, it's, like, super-swank. Which is why I made you these puppies. ... Now, not only do they take pictures silently and have a telephoto... more

Sydney: I don't know how I'm gonna do this.

Vaughn: You know, it's not too late. We can always have Weiss dress up as Irina. I'm sure he'd make a great housewife.