Ethan: Hey girlfriend?

Annie: Yes boyfriend?

Ethan: Nothing, nothing I just like saying that.

Annie: And i like hearing it.

Look there are Palm trees and then...
More Palm trees...

Ok this is the Oscars and everyone is Scarlett Johannson

Annie, no do not engage in the scary blonde chick. Do not engage her - stop. Don't you go over there -

(Annie leaves & talks to Naomi)

He has a jet, Silver. A jet! It's like I'm Pretty Woman, only I'm not a whore.

Oh there's boys, now I have to give a crap about how I look like!

Ethan: Gonna be staring at your Sidekick all night?
Naomi: Gonna be staring at fake boobs all night?

Don't sleep through your chance to take a chipmunk to homecoming.

Tabitha: You could take on Tracy. When it comes to class, brains, and beauty, my dear, she's no match for you.
Debbie: Tabitha, I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Tabitha:... more

We've only been broken up for a few days and you already have a baby with someone else?