Paul: Hold it, I can see your bra and that sling-shot you're wearing.

Kerry: Must be Casual Sex Day at school.

Bridget: It's a thong.

Paul: It's floss.

Cate: Hey, Rory! How did tennis go?

Rory: [sits on chair] Boring.

Bridget: [walks in the door] Daddy broke my nose!

Rory: Oh, yeah. That.

bridget: i'm playing my drums in my all girl band. look at me i look so hot. you wish you were me but you'll never be cause you're not in an all girl band. HA

Kerry: you're an idiot

Bruno Cunningham: I'll call you.

Bridget: What's her number?

Bruno Cunningham: Uh, right. I should probably get that.

Kerry: What? You don't know my number? What were you going to do? Try... more

Paul: Fine, you can take the mini-van.

Bridget: You want me to drive the Loser Cruiser?

Cate: Ok, girls. Broccoli or zucchini?

Bridget: What? For dinner?

Kerry: [sarcastically] No... She's making a hat!

Bridget: Oh please, the only reason you're popular is because I went out with Kyle, which made him popular. And then I dumped him and you got him on the rebound which made you popular, then I had a... more

Bridget: [to the tune of P-U-R-P-L-E, in the shower] Who's the girl with the pretty hair? Bridget! Bridget! Who's the girl that makes boys stare? Bridget Hennessy! Lather, rinse, repeat! Lather,... more

Bridget: [on the phone to Donny Doyle] You have reached Bridget's voice mail. Please leave a message after the beep. 'Beep.'

Kerry: That's never gonna work.

Bridget: [whispering] Shhhh! He's... more

Paul: What were you and your mom talking about? Your face is all puffy.

Kerry: [sarcastically] Thanks.

Paul: Well, not the bad puffy.

Kerry: Oh, right, the good puffy! I just needed to talk... more