Cate:I am Filling in for the Nurse,She got the Flu.

Rory:Really?I hear she got Knocked up!

Rory: What was she protesting, the lack of mirrors in the hallway?

Bridget: Am I the only one who thinks that's an issue, I mean it's like beauty discrimination

Bridget: Everyone knows that when you bend down your shirt rides up, your pants go down, and your underwear just stays there... Duh, it's called physics!

Bridget: singing Who's the girl with the pretty hair? Bridget! Bridget! Who's the girl that makes boys stare? Bridget Hennessy!

Cate: Honey? Are you affirming yourself in the shower?

Bridget:... more

Cate: Merci beaucoup!

Bridget: That's so cute, mom's trying to make up her own language!

Cate: That's it! No more made-up language!

Kerry: What about our right to free speech?!

Cate: You don't have it anymore! What are you gonna
say to that, "wamma bamma ding... more

Kerry: Mom's left eight messages. Maybe we should call her and tell her we're okay.

Bridget: Little pointer, when you're running away from home, you don't call mommy and tell her you're okay

Cate: What are you doing?

Bridget: Oh, just getting ready to highlight Kerry's hair blonde, so her boyfriend will notice her.

Cate: But Kerry has lovely hair!

Bridget: Oh mom, don't worry.... more

Kerry: God, it's like being blonde has actually made me stupider.

Bridget: More stupid.

Kerry: SEE!

Kerry: You just called me Bridget.

Bridget: Well don't just sit there, Kerry, thank him