You'd think that having Dad as a minister, God wouldn't hate me so much.

Lucy: I lied and lied and lied! I wove a twisted web of lies and deceit……! They’re right behind me aren’t they?
(Mary nods)

Allow me, I’m sending myself to my room.

Kevin: Are you telling me this because you're already pregnant.
Lucy: (pause) Yes. I'm gonna have a baby. We're gonna have a baby.
*Kevin faints*

Lucy: I lied and lied and lied! I wove a twisted web of lies and deceit……! They’re right behind me aren’t they?
Mary: (nods)

Lucy: Allow me, I’m sending myself to my room

Lucy Camden: Do you know that Buddhists believe that suffering is inherited?
Matt: Well, I must be Buddhist.

You're right. They're not officially engaged, but if they get married before us, you're a dead man and they won't have to get me a jury because I'll proudly plead guilty.

Lucy Camden: I swear, you guys gossip more than old ladies.

Jimmy Moon: Are you crazy?
Lucy Camden: Crazy like a fox, my friend.