Annie: I need to talk to you in the living room.
Sam: You're in trouble. Tell her you're sorry and you'll never do it again.
Eric: I don't think that will work for me.
David: Tell her Happy did... more

Sam: I got a cookie under my pillow.

David: I already ate mine.

Annie: Why would oyu put a cookie under your pillow? Is it because there's no place in the kitchen to put your cookies?

David:... more

[Eric is tucking his youngest sons in to bed]
Eric: I love you guys.
Sam: I love Spiderman.
David: I love Batman.
Eric: I love Batman too.
Sam: What about Spiderman?
Eric: I love him too.... more

And God bless Mommy and Daddy and Lucy and Kevin and Ruthie and Peter and Cecilia and Chandler and Roxanne and Matt and Sarah and Mary and Carlos and Grandpa and Ginger and Grandma and the... more

Sam: I got a cookie under my pillow.
David: I already ate mine.
Annie: Why would you put a cookie under your pillow? Is it because there's no place in the kitchen to put your cookies?
David:... more

I'm break...ing ..up...with.. you."
" I'm breaking up with you.

If crackers are the body of Christ then what are cookies?

Annie: I need to talk to you in the living room.
Sam: You're in trouble. Tell her you're sorry and you'll never do it again.
Eric: I don't think that will work for me.
David: Tell her Happy did... more

We're trying to figure out what color we are."
- Sam and David Camden
"Well...we're white."
- Rev. Eric Camden
"I don't think so, we already tried that."
- David... more