Do you have to have special clothes to feel special? I just put on a clean pair of underwear and I feel great!

What are we doing?

Did you see the lion king? Can you feel the love? Go on Doc Camden, give your new brother a hug.

Ruthie: You're the worst babysitter I ever had.
Simon: That's not what you said two hours ago.
Ruthie: Yeah, well that was before you made me wear the staircase.

Stupid Americans." "We heard that." (all at the same time)

Ruthie (to Eric): We need to talk..And It’s private!
Eric: About?
Ruthie:…sex.
(In other room) Lucy: Boy she’s good
Matt: I've never been prouder.

(to Eric) You and God make a good team.

Annie: But I thought you liked school.
Ruthie: I like peanut butter, but I don't want it everyday.

Ruthie: Nice duds. Does Santa know you stole his elfs' pajamas?

Yeah, thats it. Blame the cute one.