It's romantic."
-Lucy Camden
"Yeah, a romantic view of slavery!"
- Mary Camden
-talking about "Gone With the Wind" in Johnny Get Your Gun in the 3rd season.

Simon: Well, I know my phone number when someone asks for it.
Ruthie: And still no one calls

This is a nuthouse.

"Who ratted on me?"
"Um your brothers and sisters, the police, three neighbors and the mailman."
"That’s what I figured."

"Your sister and me? Are you crazy?"
"Crazy like a fox my friend!"

"I care that you’ve lost your mind, that’s it."
"Lost it or finally found it?....... you know what I mean."

"The three of you upstairs Now!"
"By the three of you, he means you too."
"I can count. I can’t hotwire, but I can count!"

...and you know the naked rule.

Mary, I really would appreciate if you'd stop being so wise and mature while im in the middle of sulking, and feeling sorry for myself.

"You can't tell Nobody."
"Anybody."
"Them neither!!"