This is what I do. I drop "truth bombs".

Sneaky Taiwanese tranny who stole my watch

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

Hello great meeting! I drink coffee please!

You know how pissed off I was when U.S. Weekly said that I was on crack? That's racist! I'm not on crack - I'm straight-up mentally ill!

No I don't wanna ride in it. I wanna blow it up and run away from it in slow motion

Ya damn straight...I'm delightful

I'm buggin out!!! I'm buggin out!!! I'm buggin ouuuuuuuuuut!!!

Ok. But I have to be downtown dressed as a ninja by 10.

You hear this mess about Y sometimes being a vowel? What a world.