Top 10 Tracy Jordan Quotes

1
This is what I do. I drop "truth bombs".
--Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan
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2
Sneaky Taiwanese tranny who stole my watch
--Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan
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3
Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
--Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan
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4
Hello great meeting! I drink coffee please!
--Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan
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5
You know how pissed off I was when U.S. Weekly said that I was on crack? That's racist! I'm not on crack - I'm straight-up mentally ill!
--Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan
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6
No I don't wanna ride in it. I wanna blow it up and run away from it in slow motion
--Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan
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7
Ya damn straight...I'm delightful
--Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan
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8
I'm buggin out!!! I'm buggin out!!! I'm buggin ouuuuuuuuuut!!!
--Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan
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9
Ok. But I have to be downtown dressed as a ninja by 10.
--Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan
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10
You hear this mess about Y sometimes being a vowel? What a world.
--Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan
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