Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?

Jack: Lemon, I’m impressed. You’re beginning to think like a businessman.

Liz: Businesswoman.

Jack: I don’t think that’s a word.

Kenneth: "Oh I don't vote Republican or Democrat, choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name."
Jack: "That's Republican, we count those."

You are my heroine. And by heroine, I mean "lady hero." I don't mean I want to inject you and listen to jazz.

Liz: Ok, you bought a pager from Dennis, very funny. Can you take it off now please?
Jack: Oh no, I can't. I'm expecting a call from 1983.

Liz: What made you think I was gay?
Jack: Your shoes.
Liz: Well, I'm straight.
Jack: Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

Jack: "Lemon, where do you invest your money?"

Liz: "I have about 12 grand in checking."

(Pause)

Jack: "Are you an immigrant?"

Jenna: "That guy was going to buy you a drink."

Liz: "Really? I already have a drink. You think he'll buy me some mozzarella sticks?"

Jenna: How's it going?
Liz: Not well. I just want to go home and watch that show about midgets and eat a block of cheddar cheese.