Kenneth: "Oh I don't vote Republican or Democrat, choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name."
Jack: "That's Republican, we count those."

Tracy: "What did I tell you was the secret to having a good marriage and keeping it together, Kenneth?

Kenneth: "Be a Good listener, be a giver of gifts, and work that va-jay-jay!"

Ridikulouse: "Your mother is so stupid she thinks grapenuts is an STD."
Kenneth: "Well your mother must not have raised you right becuase you are not saying very nice... more

Kenneth: I'm a real good sex person. I do it all the different ways.
Angie: Uh-huh. Well, I don't have a husband anymore, so you can come over anytime.
Kenneth: Oh, I will. I'll come over at... more

The truth will come out like my cousin Steve after he went to music college

Mr. Jordan, I just wanted to thank you for everything you've done for me. It's been an honor being your friend and learning about the non-reproductive aspects of human sexuality. But this is... more

Drinking's against my beliefs, like gambling or freeway driving

-You wanna know another key to success?

-I do Mr. Jordan

-Dress everyday like you gonna get murdered in those clothes.

Jack: This year I'll be a page for a day, and you'll be my boss.
Kenneth: Thank you, sir.
Jack: That's how the "Bottoms-Up" program works. I'm going to be your bottom Kenneth, and I want... more

Tracy: "Ken my boy, wuts the frequency kid"
Kenneth: "Hi Mr. Jordan"
Tracy: "Yo Ken Ima need u to go get me some lunch"
Kenneth: "Sure Mr. Jordan, what would you... more